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little boy, you're a man
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  • Apr 1
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 10 years
  • He / Him
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In His World, Never Fear The Fall; In This World, Life's An Open Book


"When you leap without a net you'll find they won't be there all the time."
{ Fred Weasley | Forge | Freddie | Scarface | Hogwarts Dropout | Jet | Unregistered Animagus }

"Oh, then, I see Queen Mab has been with you! She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes in shape no bigger than a small pebble. She rides every night through the brains of lover-boys, and makes them dream of, what else; love! She rides over the fingers of a lawyer, they dream of making cash. She rides over the lips of a girl and they dream of sweet kisses. Mab, being spiteful as she is, often makes them break out in blisters on the lips because their breath smells of candy. She rides over the neck a soldier, and he dreams of cutting foreign throats. And of course, huge cups of liquor. She beats drums in his ears and he jolts awake; citing a "Hail Mary" or two before going to sleep because he is afraid. Mab is the hag who gives wet-dreams to young men and girls alike, and teaches them how to hold their lover or even have a kid!
This is she. "


He's the one who understands when the tides will swing, so he's breakin' down doors, never far away. So watch your step now, watch your step; don't fall!
~speak-buddy (https://www.deviantart.com/speak-buddy) i love this dog okay- watch and starters, please-
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/le appears
/not sure this Fred ok with glomps
"happy birthday :3
can I give u a b-day glomp eue"
/oh hai

/waves

" thanks-

omg what
uhhh
whatever- "
{{ this is the wrong account but whatever
yes my george is benvolio
benvolio is my fav character in romeo and juliet
lolol }}
[ omg
yes
yes
this pleases me
:iconthispleasesgagaplz:
my penis has wings btw-
/shot for bad 3am chat ref-
]
} h e r e she is--
juliet ginny-

make me an icon

/ goes to bed
/ ugh night sis {
[ i actually have to go and get a passport made but ill make one before i leave- |D ]
/smacks flyer right on his forehead

" yo
join the team
and while you're at it
get back in school where you belong "

/vanishes

[ i rp with myself shut up- ]